And speaking of dying, I’m on suicide watch because I forgot my cell phone today, which means I can’t get into ANY of my Google accounts. Why do I need my cell phone to get into my Google accounts? I will tell you why: A few weeks ago I had this horrible thing happen where my Yahoo account started spamming the ONE PERSON in the world I least wanted to be spammed, and so I basically instituted the pentagon of security procedures across all of my accounts, which has subsequently turned my life into a wreckage of complicated passwords and verification codes, including the one that was sent to my phone by Google (this of course being the one day where Google resets the account and requires the verification code they send to my cell phone). If by chance you lose your phone, it can take 3-5 days to set up a new verification and access your account. Hence: suicide. My last resort is to call Elektra: “Oh, hello Elektra — can you check my phone — Google sent me a verification code and I left my phone on the desk. Thanks, I know you’re 20 percent smarter than Dante and Zephyr, which is why I called you.”

3 weeks ago 44 notes #This post is abt emergency phone calls to housecats #Suicide watch

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  2. ideleteme said: I feel you. :(
  3. spudtotnfrymom said: Oh sweet Matthew, take a breath, it will be ok. Elektra will fix absolutely EVERYTHING! Hope it all gets better for you soon!
  4. kellydeal said: I really hope Dante and Zephyr don’t read your Tumblr today.
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