Sorry, but this perfect weather annoys me a little. 
—Elektra

Sorry, but this perfect weather annoys me a little. 

—Elektra

We found Elektra three years ago today, after she wandered into our backyard and was basically like, “I don’t care if you already have two cats, you’re adopting me.” I’m always kind of amazed at how sad/bedraggled she looked when we met her, and how much stronger and happier she looks now. (Here are some more before and after pix if you’re curious.) 

“Here’s the deal: I’m pretty sure I want to pounce Dante and Zephyr. Why? Because they’re asleep and I’m not.”
—Elektra

“Here’s the deal: I’m pretty sure I want to pounce Dante and Zephyr. Why? Because they’re asleep and I’m not.”

—Elektra

Elektra: I feel trapped by middle age and the tidal wave of repercussions following the many bad choices I made in my youth, which leaves me with one choice: prayer to a god I don’t even believe in. Why, what are you looking at?
Zephyr: I think there was a pretty lil bird that flew by a few seconds ago? 

Elektra: I feel trapped by middle age and the tidal wave of repercussions following the many bad choices I made in my youth, which leaves me with one choice: prayer to a god I don’t even believe in. Why, what are you looking at?

Zephyr: I think there was a pretty lil bird that flew by a few seconds ago? 

I hate it when ppl make jokes about wanting a ‘Dante on the Rocks.’ 

I hate it when ppl make jokes about wanting a ‘Dante on the Rocks.’ 

So much for doing my taxes this weekend :(
—Elektra

So much for doing my taxes this weekend :(

—Elektra

Dante: LOL why so ranty tonight?
Zephyr: ‘Someone’ ate all the ice cream :(

Dante: LOL why so ranty tonight?

Zephyr: ‘Someone’ ate all the ice cream :(

Dante: I thought I was alone? But OMG can’t shake the feeling that someone’s looking over my shoulder :(
Zephyr: (lol)

Dante: I thought I was alone? But OMG can’t shake the feeling that someone’s looking over my shoulder :(

Zephyr: (lol)

Dante: What’s wrong with you?
Zephyr: This whole time I thought it was Saint Catrick’s Day. 
Dante: Lol/zzzz. 

Dante: What’s wrong with you?

Zephyr: This whole time I thought it was Saint Catrick’s Day

Dante: Lol/zzzz. 

Outside is great I guess but I’d rather be watching television. 
—Elektra

Outside is great I guess but I’d rather be watching television. 

—Elektra