Sorry, but this perfect weather annoys me a little. 
—Elektra

Sorry, but this perfect weather annoys me a little. 

—Elektra

Dante: I thought I was alone? But OMG can’t shake the feeling that someone’s looking over my shoulder :(
Zephyr: (lol)

Dante: I thought I was alone? But OMG can’t shake the feeling that someone’s looking over my shoulder :(

Zephyr: (lol)

Dante: What’s wrong with you?
Zephyr: This whole time I thought it was Saint Catrick’s Day. 
Dante: Lol/zzzz. 

Dante: What’s wrong with you?

Zephyr: This whole time I thought it was Saint Catrick’s Day

Dante: Lol/zzzz. 

Not really into this whole ‘multi-tasking’ thing.
—Dante

Not really into this whole ‘multi-tasking’ thing.

—Dante

“I know it’s a weird position, but I’m just trying to get an even tan, you guys.” 
—Zephyr

“I know it’s a weird position, but I’m just trying to get an even tan, you guys.” 

—Zephyr

Dante: I’m worried about so many things—global warming, the extinction of animals, the human population crossing 8 billion, the moon colony, unemployment, homelessness, I could go on and on. 
Zephyr: Did you say there’s going to be a moon colony, because I want in on that. 

Dante: I’m worried about so many things—global warming, the extinction of animals, the human population crossing 8 billion, the moon colony, unemployment, homelessness, I could go on and on. 

Zephyr: Did you say there’s going to be a moon colony, because I want in on that. 

Dante: I’m sad that Rick Santorum is more or less from Western Pennsylvania, which is also where I’m from. I feel violated somehow?
Zephyr: Zzzzzz. 

Dante: I’m sad that Rick Santorum is more or less from Western Pennsylvania, which is also where I’m from. I feel violated somehow?

Zephyr: Zzzzzz. 

Aww, you guys, there are some really sweet cats in Fort Tryon Park looking for homes (I met the old/eccentric Russian couple who takes care of them, and saw my future). 
Also, here’s a link to Buzzfeed’s “30 Most Important Cats of 2011” you’re welcome. 

Aww, you guys, there are some really sweet cats in Fort Tryon Park looking for homes (I met the old/eccentric Russian couple who takes care of them, and saw my future). 

Also, here’s a link to Buzzfeed’s “30 Most Important Cats of 2011” you’re welcome. 

Elektra: OMG LOOK OUT FLYING SNAKE!
A still shot from the feature-length movie.

Elektra: OMG LOOK OUT FLYING SNAKE!

A still shot from the feature-length movie.

Elektra: Can someone get me a pillow, I don’t feel like moving the three inches it would take to position my head on the puff/scratch thing.
Dante: Lol, no.
Zephyr: Zzzzzzzz.
A Short Play about Three Cats Trying To Nap Hard

Elektra: Can someone get me a pillow, I don’t feel like moving the three inches it would take to position my head on the puff/scratch thing.

Dante: Lol, no.

Zephyr: Zzzzzzzz.

A Short Play about Three Cats Trying To Nap Hard