What happened today:
1) I got my new shoe — the sole of which fell off — repaired for $14.95 (thanks Timberland, although I did buy your shoe at an “outlet mall”), 2) I seriously considered paying $200/hour for a certified cat psychologist to solve the ongoing mystery of why Dante/Zephyr won’t stop fighting as if they’re strangers (like they’ll make up and then for no reason start screaming at each other), 3) I admired a birch tree, and 4) I hated the guy next to me in the locker room for taking up the whole bench with his dumb gym bag. 

What happened today:

1) I got my new shoe — the sole of which fell off — repaired for $14.95 (thanks Timberland, although I did buy your shoe at an “outlet mall”), 2) I seriously considered paying $200/hour for a certified cat psychologist to solve the ongoing mystery of why Dante/Zephyr won’t stop fighting as if they’re strangers (like they’ll make up and then for no reason start screaming at each other), 3) I admired a birch tree, and 4) I hated the guy next to me in the locker room for taking up the whole bench with his dumb gym bag.